Out there on the internets there is a fantastic goldmine of comedy known as Xanga. Some think it is simply a blogging site, but they would be mistaken. Not unlike Myspace, it is a festering pool of human retardation. This is Xanga:
My first stop is likemybod’s site. Apparently she’s been in Playboy, and likes cyber and gloating on how good she is in bed…
Okay… Let’s look at a few of the comments…
HALLLLAAAAAA!!!! Say hello to RobertA3!
WHATS KROWNIN… NO, REALLY, WHATS KROWNIN? PEACE SUCKAZ GANGSTA 4 LYFE!
Liquor… Pot……. Jesus? Hmm…
I wonder what Jane has to say about this!
Damn girl, settle the fuck down!
Slowwwwww down there trigger! That’s no way to talk to a lady! … and what’s that? NERDS… WANTING TO CYBER… GOLD!
Time to dig deeper!
GIT-R-DONE! YEAH BUDDY! Something tells me he’s not that great with the ladies… maybe the guy in the red is, but definitely not the guy in the blue. Its the lacrosse… maybe.
Oh damn, confirmed! You can’t make this shit up, people!
That’s enough for now… updates maybe later.
I actually saw knoxhottie’s post to Proditor De Spero and my eyes rolled and a big sigh emerged. This is why I feel inadequate. This is why I hate going out anymore. Maybe I am just old and uncool.
Comment by RAZZUSTAR — November 12, 2005 @ 8:31 pm
I told Matt, I’m gonna have a pavlov reaction boner every time I read his blog now. Then I scrolled down some more, and lost some brain cells. There’s the internet for you.
Comment by EndoLuft — November 12, 2005 @ 10:39 pm
Good call. I like my Xanga, but damn it gets stupid sometimes…
Comment by Michael — November 13, 2005 @ 9:23 am